Don’t you ever, tame your demons,
Always keep them on a leash.
okay im going to watch frozen
um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes
wheres the hole
the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????
ill show YOU where the money went!
oh my god you guys
Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!
I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!
I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!
You are so beautiful and i love you!!!
Poison Ivy - Cameron Stewart
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair
"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever
YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!
I removed the word rant from the link, because I felt it dismissive of what she was actually trying to communicate.
Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.
shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents
Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling